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"I'll just do one drink!"
Lmao! We have all said it and we have all regretted it! I can't help but remember the movie "Old School" with Will Ferrell in which they...
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Jun 26, 20244 min read
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The most addictive drug on the planet!
No, I am not talking about coffee or women! I'm talking about that cellphone. Take a close look. She is a slave to that phone. Walk...
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Jun 25, 20243 min read
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Asking for a friend!
So as I sit here dropping a plop, I couldn't help but think about the many different colors I've seen my own poop in. So in my crazy...
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Jun 24, 20244 min read
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Bon Appetit! It's a hotdog. That will be $78. WTF!
Is it me or is it so f@#king expensive to eat out nowadays? It doesn't matter where you go too. Across the board, prices of food have...
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Jun 21, 20244 min read
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Love sucks! Dating Apps are the Devil!
Finding that special someone can feel like an impossible task! How do we even go about doing that? Do we make a list of what we like and...
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Jun 20, 20244 min read
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The Ultimate Gym Guide. Things to know before you go!
So this morning, you woke up, went to the bathroom, took a piss, looked down, and this massive beer gut is blocking the view of your...
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Jun 19, 20244 min read
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Happiest Place On Earth My Ass!
Who in the hell goes to Disney in the middle of summer! This guy! Unfortunately, I am married to a Disney fanatic, and she forces me to...
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Jun 18, 20244 min read
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Captain's Log, Star Date 6/17/2024
As I sit here typing this blog, recovering from Father's Day Weekend, hungover ass shit! I tell you what, those ice cold Modelo's go...
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Jun 17, 20243 min read
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